plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

hissingganja:

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.