toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

thelordofthebuttz:

it’s so weird having the same birthday as someone else like wow get out this is my special day i’m not sharing it go crawl back up that vagina and wait another day buddy

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*